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Top Funny Happy Birthday Wishes-happy bday wishes

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.

May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.

On your Birthday, I wish you get stuffs like, fun, romance, love, peace, and friendship. These are all the things which are free of cost.

We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.

You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow.

It’s your day; celebrate it in your way. Take out time and enjoy the day. Don’t waste it away.

One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age!

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today.
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On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

This is your special day. Spend it with a smile and make it remember able. Because once it was gone it will come after one year.

Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message.

There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

Don’t be bummed about your birthday! You know what they say: it’s better to be a year older than to be one month late.

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

Don’t worry about your home. I had already booked fire extinguisher, in case your bday cake catch fire. Love you my old friend.

Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike!
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday, but never remembers her age.

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

Congratulations! You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday.

May you live to be so old, people start wondering if you’re the walking dead.

Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!

On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible, because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.

My only wish for you is that no. of candle decreases, but, the no. of parties and cake increases every year

Did you remember that happy, funny, colorful day of young age? It always feels awesome when you can recall those memories.

I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser.

Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year.

Happy birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.

It’s remarkable how long we’ve tolerated each other. funny birthday wishes for brother

I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe. 

We wanted a candle for every year but the fire brigade wouldn’t allow it.

You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something funny & charming, but then I remember you already have me in your life so I got you

People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

Attractive, sweet, intelligent, friendly, charming, hilarious & witty… well that’s enough about me.

So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

 The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you're getting older. Anyway wish you a very happy birthday.

The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but wish you a very happy birthday.

It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it.
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